Are funny corny jokes only for kids? I think not. There are many adults that actually like and enjoy funny corny jokes. More than just funny corny jokes thou, these types of jokes are usually good for kids because they are clean! So if you want to find couple funny corny jokes for your kids, these might be helpful to you.
Not every single person will get the same jokes, specially some “funny corny jokes”….lol
Short jokes are good too, and they can also be corny. When it comes to jokes not every one will tell it the same, right? I mean… have you heard the same joke told by many different people?
If you do then you will find out how different people tell these funny corny jokes! hhehehe,, how would you tell these jokes to your friends?
Some funny corny jokes are just not that funny! LOL
There are so many funny corny jokes on the web so I’ll just share couple of corny ones I came across during my internet surfing today, take a look↓
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
Because they kept saying Bach, Bach, Bach!
Two silk worms were in a race. What was the result?
How do you stop a charging rhinoceros?
Take away his credit card.
What did the angry customer at the Italian restaurant give the chef?
A pizza his mind!
Why do flourescent lights always hum?
Because they don’t know the words.
Why did the man run around his bed?
Because he wanted to catch up on his sleep!
Where do tough chickens come from?
Hard boiled eggs!
Why did the house go to the doctor?
It had window pane!
Why can’t a man living in the U.S. be buried in Canada?
Because he’s still alive!
How do you fix a broken tomato?
With tomato paste!
What did one campfire say to the other?
Shall we go out one of these nights?
What happened when man invented the wheel?
A big revolution took place.
What do you think about these funny corny jokes?
Are they funny?
You be the judge and please leave your comments below, and you are more than welcome to leave some more funny corny jokes… I wanna read some that yall got!! come on!
Hope you had a laugh with these corny jokes! Keep smiling XD!
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