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How About Hilarious Short Jokes? Well Here you can read some of these jokes, let’s see if you laugh…

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Some people might say that hilarious short jokes are not that funny but is because not everyone will get them. What do you think?

Have you ever met someone that almost never finds a joke funny? And no matter how many jokes you tell them, they never laugh or find them funny at all. Lol Is it because they are weird?. Not sure if I’ve ever met anyone like that, LOL I’m just wondering if there are people like that.

Okay now about these hilarious short jokes that you came to read…. Let’s see if the ones that I’ve found can do the trick to put a smile on your face

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud

What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
Humphreys

What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies !

What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
DAMN!

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?

How do you stop a fish from smelling?
Cut its nose off

What do you call a fish with no eye ?
FSH !

What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
I have no I-Deer

What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.

What is a dogs favourite school subject?
“Dog-Ruff-E ”

Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the Parots-ate-em-all

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
He was charged with battery.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

Why do gerillas have big nostralls?
Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!

What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?
Lipstick

Are these hilarious short jokes enough to make you laugh? LOL come on leave a comment below XD

Watch this video real quick:

Sometimes laughing is healthy, actually laughing IS healthy! lol…And you should take a little time every single day to laugh a little and enjoy the joy that laughter brings you. Laughter is the best medicine for stress and worrying.

It really makes you feel good for a while. You need this for at least 10 minutes every day…it will better your day and mood.

So here are more hilarious short jokes:

What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way…

Why don’t aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : “Funny, I smell carrots too”.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no

Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.

Once upon a time there were two muffins in the microwave. Suddenly, on of the muffins says:
“Man it’s hot in here!!!!”
The other muffin exclaims,
“Look a talking muffin!!!!”

Now here are some hilarious short jokes about politicians… don’t mean any disrespect, they are simply jokes! LOL

- Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.

- Even crime wouldn’t pay if the government ran it.

- To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.

- Stop repeat offenders – don’t re-elect them!

- Don’t steal. The government hates competition!

Let’s see if you can get the following hilarious short jokes: XD

- If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea … does that mean that one enjoys it?

- Remember half the people you know are below average.

- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

- Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name

- All generalizations are false.

- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

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And now for the last hilarious short jokes I will leave you with jokes about “Viagra”… let’s see if these ones can do the job of making you laugh in case the short jokes up there aren’t hilarious enough for you!

Here we go with the last hilarious short jokes:

- I’m taking Viagra and drinking prune juice – I don’t know if I’m coming or going.

- Vitamins are good for what ails you. Viagra is good for what fails you.

- Viagra is like Disneyland; a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

- Why do nursing homes give Viagra to their male patients? To keep them from rolling out of bed.

- If you’re depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional. If that doesn’t work, see a doctor!

- What is the difference between your first honeymoon and your second? The first: Niagara; the second: Viagra.

- A man and his wife went to the chemist to pick up his prescription for Viagra. Seeing the $10 per pill price, the man was astonished – but his wife had a different opinion – “Oh, $40 a year ain’t too bad”.

- It’s been revealed that criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff penalties.

If any of these short jokes made you laugh at least a little, leave your LOL’s down below in a comment!

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